Unwritten Hey Bucket Rules

[TShark]

Lighten up Francis

[Blind Squirrel]

1. Take everything posted here with the utmost seriousness. If your 11 year old's team isn't mentioned as one of the 3 best in the galaxy, accept the fact that it means that she is destined to be a perpetually unhappy, worthless piece of crap as an adult and you are a miserable failure as a parent.

2. Whenever possible, use this forum to tell the world that you are a bitter, disgruntled ex-parent of a team. Bash the team/coaches/organization with everything your feeble mind can muster. Every reader will believe what you say and your credibility and stature will skyrocket.

3. If your kid is batting seventh when she obviously (in your eyes) should be batting first, tell us about how frustrating it is to play on a team with a Dad coach.

4.
a) Argue with Sam every time he posts something. He's clueless. And if you say something mean to him, he will invariably apologize for any misunderstanding and run with his tail between his legs.

b) Try to pursuade Wade that all blues are biased, myopic control freaks who don't have even rudimentary knowledge of the rules of the game. Be the one that gets him to see the light.

c) Explain to SSarge how he doesn't know crap about hitting.

d) Edited out. Lame.

e) Send Skarp an Obama commemorative plate and an ACLU membership card.

f) Encourage SpazDad to drink.

John

[Demonboy]

1. Ignore Unwritten Hey Bucket Rules submitted by newbs.

2. GOFSOH

Don't use acronyms that aren't easily decipherable

SOH I think I have, but GOF ???

If I may amend your rule......

Avoid typos when using acronyms

[Killer Rabbit]

Respect the polebarn.

[Rotatorcuff]

so where does one vent now that we have all the rules

[Sftbll4ever]

so where does one vent now that we have all the rules

ETEAMZ

[anonlooker]

The number one rule has to be...

Ignore all the stupid unwritten rules

at your peril.

[Rotatorcuff]

so where does one vent now that we have all the rules

ETEAMZ

But NO ONE hears me over there.

[Rotatorcuff]

Forgot this rule: Post in the appropriate section. Tryouts, finalizing rosters, etc. should be posted in the "Players" section of the board. Do we really want to start sifting through pages of tryout ads in the general fastpitch discussion board? This site will become eteamz if we don't adhere to this.

[TXfastpitchsoftball]

Assume all infrequent posters are idiots who know nothing about travel fastpitch softball, their DDs only play rec or "B" ball, and they are all jealous of the know-it-alls with Div. I prospects.