by Melissar305 » Thu Sep 03, 2020 12:35 pm
Hey y'all! Just checking in cause I heard some of you were missing my luvin! I knew it was only a matter of time before you'd be begging me to return. Let's be honest, what would this message board be without my insightful wisdom and witty banter? So what have I missed? I don't have time to read all of the pointless drivel by the usual suspects. I heard there might be someone trying to imitate me. That ain't going to happen. I also saw someone tried to steal my idea about naming a team the Corona Virus. Too late, I've already trademarked and registered that name with all of the appropriate authorities. Even so, I have no doubt people will ignore it and start referring to the Corona Angels as the Corona Virus. That's just the way it is when people have no integrity or appreciation for the creative impulse that it took for me to come up with that catchy name. Go ahead. Until I get my team together you have my permission to refer to the Angels as the Virus. It's a little challenging under these trying circumstances, so it may take a little longer than expected. Probably won't happen until after we have real leadership in the White House. And don't forget to vote in November. Elections have consequences and competent government REALLY DOES MATTER! It all boils down to this: do you want to see your daughters play organized softball again during the next four years, or not? It's all going to come down to how you vote in November. And don't forget to keep your powder dry. Melissa out!