by as the world turns » Mon Sep 10, 2018 7:42 pm
FLAWLESS MALE LOGIC
WOMAN: "Do you drink beer?"
MAN: "Yes".
WOMAN: "How many beers a day?"
MAN: "Usually about three".
WOMAN: "How much do you pay per beer?"
MAN: "$5.00 which includes a tip".
WOMAN: "And how long have you been drinking?"
MAN: "About 20 years, I suppose".
WOMAN: "So a beer costs $5 and you have three beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, that would be approximately $5400, correct?"
MAN: "Sounds Correct".
WOMAN: "If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, over the past 20 years puts your spending at about $108,000, correct?"
MAN: "Again, sounds about right".
WOMAN: "Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought an airplane?"
MAN: "Could be true. Do you drink beer?"
WOMAN: "No".
MAN: "Where is your airplane?"
I know, I know, this belongs in the Pub, but this is for someone special.
“Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.” John Wayne