Why don't they show the players weight?

[Sam]

He's right about the fences being too close. I'd like to see them moved back, especially with the bats being responsible for most of the HRs hit in today's game.

[GIMNEPIWO]

Or just make the field fit these 200 pound players

But if you move the fences back, make the bats heavier AND make the bases 75 feet, won't all the bigger girls lose weight from exercising and running that far ? ... Then what is your plan ? Move the fences back in? Why not just continue to let your DD jack dinger after dinger since it's so easy ? Bwaahhahhahhhaaaa Rawhide !
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Full ride
Keep trollin', trollin', trollin'
All those girls are swollen
Keep them balls rollin', full ride
Through at bats, errors and weather
Her gloves made of pleather
Wishin' my DD could post her weight
All the things that I'm wishin'
She is swingin' and a missin'
How will she get her full ride
Move 'em out, heavy bat
Heavy bat, longer bases
Move 'em out, heavy bat, full ride
Cut my daughter, show their weight
Son hits bombs, not my daughter
Skinny daughter, show their weight, full ride

[Battle]

Or just make the field fit these 200 pound players

But if you move the fences back, make the bats heavier AND make the bases 75 feet, won't all the bigger girls lose weight from exercising and running that far ? ... Then what is your plan ? Move the fences back in? Why not just continue to let your DD jack dinger after dinger since it's so easy ? Bwaahhahhahhhaaaa Rawhide !
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Full ride
Keep trollin', trollin', trollin'
All those girls are swollen
Keep them balls rollin', full ride
Through at bats, errors and weather
Her gloves made of pleather
Wishin' my DD could post her weight
All the things that I'm wishin'
She is swingin' and a missin'
How will she get her full ride
Move 'em out, heavy bat
Heavy bat, longer bases
Move 'em out, heavy bat, full ride
Cut my daughter, show their weight
Son hits bombs, not my daughter
Skinny daughter, show their weight, full ride

'Shine tonight?

[Sam]

Damn G. Who knew you was spitting rhymes

And sung to the tune of "Rawhide." Phenomenal.

[GIMNEPIWO]

Yeah ... I could've been somebody ...

B Part

Keep trollin', trollin', trollin'
Though fences won't be movin'
Keepin them bats light, full ride
Don't try to move those bases
Just hit 'em,off to the races
Some girls are thin some are wide
My head's calculatin'
Most DD's will be waitin'
Be waitin' with out a full ride
Move 'em out, make em longer
Post their weight, doesn't matter
Move 'em out, make em lighter, full ride
Move 'em out, post their weight
Make em longer, skinny daughter
Can't go yard, lazy fly, full ride
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
trollin' trollin' trollin'
Trollin' trollin' trollin'
Full ride
Full ride

[jonriv]

I guess singing is the best way to discourage trollers?

[GIMNEPIWO]

I guess singing is the best way to discourage trollers?

No joke ... I sing on the answering machine at work ... We weed through any one who isn't sure whether they need to leave a message ... If you can live through 15 seconds of my singing, then you really need a call back. I change the ditty for the nearest holiday ... This month is to the tune of Irish Rover ....

[jonriv]

Why don't we just show the weight of all of the players' Dads?

[Pale Rider]

Why don't we just show the weight of all of the players' Dads?

...or Moms...
ANYBODY that asks the question...pertaining to a womans weight
A. Isn't married
B. Hasn't had a concussion yet