Best one-liners in Softball

[suicidesqueeze]

Pitchers mom sitting next to me. DD throws a beautiful pitch, catcher never moves her glove. Umpire calls a ball, mom yells out "Hey Blue, I pay a lot of money so she can throw that Pitch!"
Blue looks over with a huge smile>

[wadeintothem]

Pitchers mom sitting next to me. DD throws a beautiful pitch, catcher never moves her glove. Umpire calls a ball, mom yells out "Hey Blue, I pay a lot of money so she can throw that Pitch!"
Blue looks over with a huge smile>

Ha! Refreshingly original!

Just when I thought it was going to be nothing but tired ass old bore me umpire cliche heckles for the entire thread you come through for heybucket!.. sad really..

All this money you guys spend and all the bad calls and 10 pages til we get an original umpire heckle.

You guys should be ashamed.

[anonlooker]

Opposing coach griping about a call...
Somebody in our dugout hollers "Go easy on the blue, coach! We paid a lot of money for that call!"
Usually gets at least a smile.

Wade - You must have missed it - the above was posted way back on page 7!


What, you need to borrow my glasses? Or would a braille touch computer screen be more effective?


Ten pages! Ha!

[wadeintothem]

Hey you must be blinder than an umpire if you think those two are the same.

[GIMNEPIWO]

I have no idea what you're talking about, so here is a bunny with a pancake on it's head.

My new personal favorite

[anonlooker]

Hey you must be blinder than an umpire if you think those two are the same.

Maybe we just saw it from a different angle?!

As for the blindness thing, I haven't had a problem since I started using these...